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Post by Yurrath (aka Rezzy) on Nov 21, 2004 14:37:22 GMT
Go on, kill me!  |
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Post by KJ on Nov 29, 2004 10:17:34 GMT
Gods, not here as well....i'm running out of ideas.....
<steals your left sock> HAHAHAHA!!!! TRY DEFEATING ME NOW, VAMPIRE!!!!
Ps you read them books yet?
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Post by Yurrath (aka Rezzy) on Dec 19, 2004 21:05:14 GMT
Gods, not here as well....i'm running out of ideas..... <steals your left sock> HAHAHAHA!!!! TRY DEFEATING ME NOW, VAMPIRE!!!! Ps you read them books yet? *Empties an entire Ingram Mac 11 magazine into KJ* "What books?" |
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Post by Danzig on Apr 11, 2005 5:09:13 GMT
I rip open your stumick so theirs a big hole.I grab a fork stuff it down your throat.Take it out of you stumick and repeat till you just die of old age(or loss of blood)
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Post by DuraKaN on Jan 25, 2007 23:41:54 GMT
This is a fantastic thread and should be revived. Given Danzig's apparent love for slow, torturous deaths, I am going to strap him to a bed ( ), and sandpaper his face off. If he's still alive I'll keep sanding his skull away, but if I get bored before completing either of the previous steps, I guess I'll just release the rats and leave the room.  |
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Post by rico on Feb 11, 2007 15:47:32 GMT
Well, I'll have to be extra cruel to you for revising a 2 year old topic *Insert evil laugh* So what should i do to you....... Ah, yes ofcourse. I'll strap your feet to the ground, then your arms to the roof and cut your stomach open using a rust old chainsaw. Then i'll just leave the room and leave you to bleed to death from your injuries,*In an evil voice*to die of a slow and painful death */Evil voice* (perfect for revising old topics  ) |
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Post by DuraKaN on Feb 13, 2007 1:52:28 GMT
Tell me Rico, do you like fat people? Because I am putting you in a room full of them! They're smelly and sweaty, and you can already feel the nausea building inside you as their rolls of fat jiggle up and down, rubbing against your naked torso (oh yes, did I mention that you are completely nude?). Now, it is a small room, and you're all crammed in it like sardines. There is only one entrance, which is blocked by a giant mound of flab, and I strike it with a sledgehammer as though I were striking a gong. The wall of fat wobbles and shockwaves reverberate around the entire room like jelly, slowly crushing you over a period of several hours. Eventually, you die from either crushing, suffocation, or trauma. I will be kind and give you the choice. |
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Post by rico on Feb 13, 2007 4:17:21 GMT
I'll take option 1 please. However you're already dead, i killed you with the chainsaw Next person on the chopping block ;D |
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Post by DuraKaN on Feb 13, 2007 21:57:41 GMT
However you're already dead, i killed you with the chainsaw *Looks down at gaping hole in stomach* Ah yes, I remember now...  Now that I think about it, the fat people thing was a sexual fantasy I dreamt up as I went mad whilst chained to the ceiling, bleeding to death. *Ahem* next poster, kill Rico, for I am already dead! |
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Post by rico on Feb 14, 2007 12:42:43 GMT
LOL ;D *Spits on DuraKaN's grave* |
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Post by Yurrath (aka Rezzy) on Feb 17, 2007 0:17:06 GMT
Well, this has sunk into depravity. Time for a good ol'fashioned stoning I think. With rocks, I mean. Not weed. *Stones rico to death* |
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Post by rico on Feb 17, 2007 13:53:52 GMT
No weed  btw, arnt you already dead? Like 3 years ago |
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Post by DuraKaN on Feb 18, 2007 1:34:47 GMT
Oh dear, corpses are just popping out of the ground all over the place in here. What's wrong with your tomb, Yurrath? Too many maggots? You can always share mine if you like... it's fresh. |
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Post by rico on Mar 15, 2008 3:53:27 GMT
I still live ;D
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Post by xthetenth on Mar 16, 2008 15:35:40 GMT
Not anymore. I drag you up to the ceiling, glue your hands to your head, tie you to the roof with just enough rope to keep you from splatting, and tie a tight noose of piano wire around your neck. Then I give you a hearty shove. Off comes the head, and voila, a body dangling from the roof clutching its disembodied head while pedestrians recoil in horror from the occasional blood spurt.
Happy now? Oh, and instead of burial, just rats.
at the next guy, be warned, I have ninjas waiting for you. and about twenty body doubles. so you'll have to guess right to get me!
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